Should I Stay or Should I Go?

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A friend was going on recently about corporate tax “loopholes”, and I asked for a precise definition of loophole. When I was offered “a legal way around the law” I scoffed at the ouroboros quality of the definition, chided, demanded more and got nothing. A half dozen dictionaries later confirmed that my friend was right.  A loophole is a flaw in a rule or law that allows a person or persons to circumvent the law without technically breaking it.  That the flaw might be designed (or purchased) by a future user (read: corporate influence on lawmakers) came to be the crux of the discussion, agreement was reached immediately, and talk turned to matters less obvious.

Another bit of flawed law caught my attention yesterday…a baseball matter.  Highly esoteric, but I must go on about it. The new rule, commonly referred to as the transfer rule, seems to have been invented as a solution to a very particular problem. An officiating problem. A problem with making a correct, split second decision, in this case about whether a defensive player (the second baseman) has actually caught the baseball in his glove. It would be an easier call to make were it not for the existence of the “double play”.  In by far the most common “double play” situation, the second baseman receives the ball from another infielder while (more or less, another judgement call, interpreted with great scope) touching the second base bag, “forcing out” the baserunner advancing from first base. For the play to actually be “double” however, he must extract the ball from his glove and throw it to the first baseman, who must be in possession of the ball prior to the arrival of the batsman in order that the batsman be out.  The great beauty in the double play is the second baseman’s ability to receive a throw and then fire off his own as quickly as possible. It is advisable for him to do this while airborne, to avoid the cleats, knees and elbows of the baserunner who is charging toward him, and who is within the rules making as much physical contact as he can, as long as the bag can be touched while dishing out the punishment. Given this twelve foot wide, four foot high (the runner is usually sliding, perhaps to spare his own face) zone of potential bloodshed, the second baseman may mishandle the ball while retrieving it from his glove to throw. Whether his balletic prowess is undermined by actual collision or mere fear matters not to the scorekeeper, or the umpire, but prior to the “Transfer Rule” being instated an umpire had to decide whether the second baseman was legitimately in possession of the ball long enough to “force” the “out” at second base. Pretty sketchy business when the whole catch/pull/throw process takes under a second, usually in a cloud of dust. A dropped ball was no good for getting the out at first base, but it was often recognized that the second baseman had controlled the ball sufficiently to “out” the lead runner, the runner who was hell-bent on “disrupting” him. Disputes over these calls, like all the many other disputes in baseball, lead to tantrum throwing, ejections, and occasionally the thinly veiled assault of pitchers intentionally hitting batters in order to “settle the score”.  Score settling, of course, can bleed into the next game, the next year, or the next decade.

So…to solve one of the million vagaries that plague (comprise) the game, some group of geniuses wrote a rule stating that the “catch” was not legitimate until the following throw had taken place…in short, if the second baseman drops the ball at any time during his turn of handling it, during a double play, the catch was not made and the runner is safe.

Well…that’s what they meant to write. They weren’t specific enough, though. They actually only approved a rule that says a “catch” occurs only when a fielder “voluntarily or intentionally releases the ball”.  Works like a charm at second base, during a double play attempt, bringing great relief to umpires everywhere. Unfortunately the same rule now applies to outfielders, who may “glove” a ball, then run toward the infield, convincing baserunners that a “catch” has been made and they are not allowed to advance. In many situations, had the catch NOT been made, they would be FORCED to advance. Baserunners are now at the mercy of fielders who would be remiss if they did not take full advantage of the new rule and begin feigning blunders, luring runners into precarious situations with their acting skills. Will umpires now be pressed to judge the intentions of fielders during the now protracted catching process, or will the rule be revised? Pretending is as rampant in baseball as it is in soccer or basketball, but a rule that encourages fake blunders needs to go. It is a complete subversion of the sporting intent of the Infield Fly Rule.

 

Vascular aspects

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Shower room right, toilet room  left, partitions and door swings drawn on floor, shower water supply stored in drainpipe. Drain drops into and through first floor closet,  upper right.

 

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Jump into wall so’s not to weaken joists by drilling.

 

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Lateral to double vanity. This rough plumbing was done a few weeks ago. Vinnie’s boys.

the operation

Converting a small upstairs bedroom into a modern spa, very carefully.

The downstairs:

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…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..And And the project overhead, floors opened up, upper surface of downstairs ceilings exposed, these channels will accommodate the water and soil tubes and much of the wiring:
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………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………Main Main upstairs hall is sealed for dust protection, access to project is through narrow back stairway. Around 2 tons of lath, plaster and misc. debris have exited so far, carried in 35 gallon tubs @ 100 lbs each.

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Two World Trade

 

back in the mist of some June morning
by your jade tree on a futon with a forest sheet
we called it coming over, never
dabbling in tactile futures, never
writing naked puts, and never
optioning the April windfall
when your heelstrike on the pink terrazzo
pleated skirts and British wit
all so became the glass and steel
Minoru might have inked you
half turned, gazing from this window
with me rapt at how your lips were parting
silhouetted by the city, to say
“Rain is like a phone call from the sea.”

Valentine’s Day 1984

My heart insists I send this card
My mind is laughing very hard
and saying, “What a silly pump,
’tis I who makes you go thump, thump

This one who makes you feel so strong
has made it clear to me you’re wrong
to carry on, she’s quite content
To think of her is time ill spent”

Heart says: “I do not think at all my friend
and your concern with what I spend
is void this one day of the year
the day of hearts, so lend an ear

I think that we should send a card
I know it will be very hard
for you but please, think up some rhymes
and sort them into nice neat lines”

“Were I to let you have your day
and think of stuff for you to say
would she think me a fool, confused
or mindless of the words she’s used?”

“It’s up to you! The things you say
will let her understand the way
we feel, I know that you are smart
I’m sure that you can do that part!”

“Calm down now heart, it is agreed
that this one day is yours indeed
and I will try my best to say
straight from the heart, Happy Valentine’s Day”

Bell Repair Tutorial

cold spell

were you to find her
dead in the snow
it could be
forever zero

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